i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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