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(386): View more from Florida

I wanna passion pit in your ass

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(631): View more from New York

I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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(585): View more from New York

even my farts smell like vagina

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(352): View more from Florida

never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..

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(516): View more from New York

i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone

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(520): View more from Arizona

So you had sex with my brother?

(1-520): View more from Arizona

It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.

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