I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer