you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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