Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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