just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
