I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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