i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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