he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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