Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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