I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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