he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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