I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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