i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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