Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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