Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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