Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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