So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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