Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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