All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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