Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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