There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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