Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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