I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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