There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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