I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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