The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Randomize
