I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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