It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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