the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
what the fuck happened to the tacos
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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