Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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