would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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