What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
