So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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