Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
