so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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