Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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