There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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