Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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