I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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