Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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