bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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