what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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