She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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