Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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