Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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