shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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