At least make sure they are 18
Why
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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