If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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