maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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