And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I can't put those talents on a resume
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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