Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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