with your own penis?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
