The maid of honor just puked.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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