On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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