how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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