Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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