Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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