So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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