there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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