Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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