I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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